In a perfect world, I would not have written this. In a slightly-less-than-perfect world, I would have not been a complete hypocrite and written this with barely any knowledge of part of the canon I'm using. In all fairness, though, in a perfect world Jae's voices wouldn't be quite so insistent and my Draco quite so annoying about getting more of malfils written, and I wouldn't have to resort to evil and sneaky methods of revenge on the little ponce.

This is for serendip, because quite frankly I think she's the only person who might be twisted enough to appreciate it, and she's all RSI-attacked and deserves some stuuupid fic (stuuuupid, and not in a funny way, either).

( Afternoon Tea )